Your Weapon of Choice

Picking the weapon that’s best for you is a bit like a personality test.  We will guide you through this process, but you know yourself and what you like. 

Below is a quick test: click below for more information on each weapon and see which one appeals to you.


Click here if you can fix everyone’s problems in monosyllabic explanations.


Click here if you like to splash in puddles and break things on purpose because you like that sound it makes.


Click here if you absolutely cannot dance (but still like to), or if neither of the descriptions above apply.

Choose Wisely